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I don't think the US had Kinder Surprise chocolate (something about having toys inside of candy) but has anyone from Canada seen the ads for the new Kinder Surprise 'For Girls'? As a girl who grew up with regular old non-gendered Kinder Surprise, I liked the toys just fine. I did not notice that my lack of a penis…

Last night my sister's boyfriend spoon fed their week old baby a mixture of lemon juice and tap water because his old country Italian mother told him it would stop the baby's hiccups. The lemon juice thing didn't stop the hiccups after the first spoonful, so he gave him two more.

My sister had her baby! She had to have a c section because that baby boy was just not going anywhere. My other sister held up the phone so I could hear him cry when they brought him out. I'm driving to see them tomorrow. It's so hard being far away but I'm just glad he's finally here and everyone is healthy. So full…

Job interview induced adrenaline rush. The interview went really well, I think they liked me and I think I'm qualified based on the requirements, but I think they want someone older with more experience. Either way I'll find out tomorrow!

My sister is about to be induced due to pre-eclampsia risks (but it's not bad she's only a week from her due date) and all I can think about is Lady Sybil. She's being carefully monitored by her doctor, who is excellent, and my mother, who is a former NICU nurse, and yet here I am, freaking the fuuuuck out.

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How do you deal with 'leaving your job' guilt? I love my current job - I'm the lone employee of a non-profit organization that plans festivals and promotions for a town - but it's part time and I just don't make enough money. I'm currently interviewing for a government job that would pay me three times what I make…

The owner of the wedding dress store I used to work at offered to let me buy my wedding dress at cost. All the WOOOOO's! But also, decisions. We are having a casual wedding on Hanalei Bay but I still want to look drop dead fabulous. Here are my current maybe's:

Wedding planning is every kind of hell. My fiance and I got engaged over the holidays and have been tossing around different places to get married - everything from Hawaii to Tofino to Vancouver to Ohio (the first two are favourite vacation spots, last two are where family are). I've involved my mom in these…