In high school, I took a trip to Hawaii for spring break with about a dozen friends. Pierce Brosnan was on the beach with his family, and some of the girls decided to do their best 'Bond Girl' for him.

One friend had HUUUUGE boobs. Tall, blonde, totally gorgeous. She's frolicking in the surf with a bunch of the other… » 4/11/14 6:04pm 4/11/14 6:04pm

Tofino, 2011 at Incinerator Rock. I used to climb up on the rock to watch Mr. Buttcheeks surf. I'd be bundled up in sweaters to keep the wind off, and I always brought a book. I usually had the rock to myself, so I would totally lose myself in my book, then remember to watch Mr. Buttcheeks and spend 10 panicky minutes… » 4/09/14 12:39am 4/09/14 12:39am

Meh, It feels really nice, but it didn't do anything special for me. I like Lancome's fancy moisturizers better. If you're into fancy foundations though, Cle de Peau foundations are THE BOMB. My skin (even on period week) looks freaking flawless. » 4/07/14 1:16pm 4/07/14 1:16pm

If they're paper molds, they shouldn't smell like plastic (I've used them before and never had them do that). Did you recently clean your oven or have anything weird in your oven or on your stove elements? When my oven it on it heats up the entire thing, and if I've used spray cleaner on the stovetop sometimes it makes … » 4/06/14 2:17pm 4/06/14 2:17pm

Pony Salon in Gastown is where I get my hair done. Chris has cut my hair, my friends hair, my families hair, and we range from stick straight to über-curly. He really listens to what you want (and is an excellent colourist). He's also extremely expensive but on par with other stylists in Vancouver. So that's my hair PSA … » 4/06/14 11:57am 4/06/14 11:57am

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